Erdogan Pizza is a one-of-a-kind travel memoir that records 'The War Nerd' John Dolan's comic odyssey around the world between 2014 and 2020. In spite of anemia, food poisoning, and attempted assassination-by-delivery scooter, he brings his readers unforgettable accounts of the Greek economic crisis, the uneasy peace of modern Belfast, and the pitiful state of Albanian buses.