Once upon a time, champions emerged to fight evil plaguing humanity. They fought for salvation, for all that is good in the world, and they won. They were kind, generous and self-sacrificing. They were heroes. These are not those heroes. Meet Hawkeye: Ladies man ("ladies man" because the ladies love to hate this man), crossbow crusader and, most importantly, Avenger. He's the only guy on the team without any powers, though, so cut him a little slack. Then there's Deadpool, the regeneratin' degenerate. You can shoot him and stab him, but nothing can keep the Merc with a Mouth down.