Essa Alroc is a general miscreant, occasional recreational drug hobbyist, and frequent user of the word 'shenanigans.'

She also writes books. You should read them.

You should also use the word 'shenanigans' more. It's just so fun to say. Like any minute now, a bunch of short Irish children are going to come bursting out of a closet and some old guy is going to complain "damn those shenanigans!"

What the hell was I talking about again? Was this supposed to be my author bio? Also, I'm supposed to be talking about myself in third person.

It shows I'm fancy.

Sorry, anyway Essa Alroc writes books. You should read them. Finally...

Shenanigans.